BUG PROBLEM
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wifes business end. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor.
The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps so he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his penis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp.
And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wifes screaming, and his frantic dash to the doctor, and the general panic, he just cant rise to the occasion. So the doctor says hell perform the deed if the husband and wife dont object. Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do some damage.
So the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesnt stop and withdraw but continues with vigor. The husband shouts, "whats happening?"
To which the doctor replies, "change of plan, Im going to drown the bugger!"
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