Arkansas Vasectomy

After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was
enough.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife
didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there
was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The
doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it
in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Arky said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how
putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me."

So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor
was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he
noticed they were from Arkansas. This doctor also told the man to go
home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his
ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the
man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at which point
he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his
other hand.
 

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