SPERM COUNT
A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the
man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, "What happened? Didn't I ask you to bring me back a sperm
sample?"
The man went on to explain, "Well doc, its like this - first I tried with my right
hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife
for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then she tried her left hand, still
nothing.
She even tried her with mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still
nothing. We even called up the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth
too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?", retorted the doctor.
"Yep," said the old man, "... but no matter what we tried we couldn't get
the damned jar open."
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