A sailor pulls into a little town, and every hotel room was taken. He pleads to the hotel manager, "You’ve got to have a room somewhere, or just a bed, I don’t care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant—an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure if it’s worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Navy man assured him, "I’ll take it."

The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How’d you sleep?" asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed, "No problem with the other guy snoring then?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the Navy guy.

"How’d you manage that?" asked the manager.