SIGN LANGUAGE

A MAN WAS DOING SOME YARD WORK. Meanwhile his wife was preparing to take a
shower. The husband couldn't find his rake and realized his wife had used it the day before and might know its whereabouts. Rather than take the time to walk back into the house and up the stairs, he stood below the master bath window and shouted,
"Honey, where's the damned rake?"

Sure enough, the wife heard his voice through the noise of her shower, stuck her head out of the shower door, and yelled in the direction of the bathroom window, "What?"
Realizing, however, that her husband's voice still wouldn't be audible, the wife stepped out of the shower, tiptoed to the window and leaned out. "What?" she called out again.

Figuring that there was no way, short of tearing his vocal cords, she was going to make out what he was asking, the husband had the brilliant idea of resorting to signals to convey his intentions. So, he first pointed to his eye, then his knee, and finally used his arms to make a raking motion.      ("eye - kneed - rake")

The wife watched this and made an "ok" sign with her thumb and forefinger.
Then she signalled back by first pointing to her eye, then to her left breast, then to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Her husband watched this dumb show, shook his head, and turned his palms upward in a manner that conveyed he had no idea what she had just "said."
She repeated her signals, again to no avail. So the exasperated husband trudged into his house and up the stairs to the bathroom. "What the friggin' hell was that supposed to mean?" he growled at his wife.

His wife giggled and, repeating her signals for emphasis, replied,
"EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH."