THE SHOE SHINE
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have
a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the
biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to
shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel
room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the
difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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