SHIPWRECKED
A hurricane blew across the Caribbean. It didnt take long for the expensive yacht to be swamped by high waves, sinking without a trace. There were only two survivors: the boats owner Dr. Eskin and its steward, Benny, who managed to swim to the closest island.
After reaching the deserted strip of land, the steward was crying and very upset that they would never be found. The other man was quite calm, relaxing against a tree.
"Dr. Eskin, Dr. Eskin, how can you be so calm?" cried the Benny. "Were going to die on this lonely island. Well never be discovered here."
"Sit down and listen to what I have to say, Benny," began the confident Dr. Eskin. "Five years ago I gave $500,000. to the United Jewish Appeal. I donated the same amount four years ago. And, three years ago, since I did very well in the stock market, I contributed $750,000. Last year business was good, so they got a million dollars."
"So what?" shouted Benny.
"Well, its time for their annual fund drive, and I know that theyre not going to rest until they find me," smiled Dr. Eskin.
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