He walks back to the blind man and says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize your dog is peeing on your leg?"
The blind man says, "Thank you sir," and he reaches into his pocket for a treat.
The man says, "You must be one of the greatest animal lovers on the planet.
Here you are
rewarding your dog, when he has done such a foul deed!"
"Rewarding him!" replies the blind man, "I'm just trying to find
his mouth so I can kick him
in the ass!"
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