An 85 year old man marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate suites so that the old fellow not over exert himself.
After the festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she expects.
Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action.
They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares for a restful nights sleep.
After a few minutes theres another knock on the door and there the old guy is again ready for more action.
Surprised she consents to further coupling which is again successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond farewell and leaves for the evening. She is ready for slumber at this point and is close to sleep for the second time when there is still another knock at the door and there he is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more.
Astonished she invites him in.
Again they embrace and consummate their union. As they are lying in afterglow the young bride says to him " I am really impressed that a guy your age has enough energy to go for it three times. Ive been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one".
The old guy looking puzzled turns to her and says - "Three times? I was here before?"
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