RAISIN ?

A local bakery decided to hire a part-time counter person and ended up with a local co-ed who could work evenings and weekends. She had one eccentric characteristic (which was unknown when she was hired) in that she wore short skirts and no underwear. Needless to say she was a real beauty and had a figure to die for. The bakery has a small storefront so it was necessary to have the various products on shelves and then use a ladder to reach the uppermost items. The item that had previously been least popular but was fast becoming the most popular with gentlemen in particular was raisin bread, which was kept on the uppermost shelf. One day an elderly gentleman came in and ordered a loaf of bread.

The young lady without thinking scurried up the ladder and then realized she had not asked the gentleman what kind of bread he had wanted so she nodded and asked, "Raisin?" "No", he replied "but it is beginning to twitch just a little."

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