PUB GRUB

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

| Cheese Sandwich $1.50 |

| Chicken Sandwich $2.50 |

| Hand Job $10.00 |

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "Indeed I am."