Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar.

Jack turns to Stevie and says: "How is the singing career going?"

Stevie Wonder says: "Not too bad, the latest album has gone into the top 10 again so all in all I think it is pretty good. By the way how’s your golf game?"

Jack replies: "Not too bad, I am not winning as much as I used to but I am still making a good living. I have had some minor problems with my swing but I think I’ve got that straightened out."

Stevie says: "I always find that when my swing goes bad I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it, then the next time I play it seems to be all right."

Jack says: "You play golf!"

Stevie says: "Yes, I have been playing for years."

And Nicklaus says: "But I thought you were blind, how can you play golf if you are blind?"

Stevie replies: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and he calls to me, I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him, then when I get to where the ball lands the caddy moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards the sound of his voice."

"But how do you putt", says Nicklaus.

"Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice."

Nicklaus says: "What is your handicap."

Stevie says "I’ve seen you play Jack and my handicap will match yours!."

Nicklaus is incredulous and he says to Stevie,

"We must play a game sometime."

Wonder replies: "Well people don’t take me seriously so I only play for money, and I never play for less than $100,000 a hole."

Nicklaus thinks about it carefully and says "OK, I’m up for that. When would you like to play?"