The Organ

It seems there was a young Rabbi who went into the country to pay a visit to a 92 year-old Termple member. She graciously welcomed him into the parlor.

While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water and a latex condom was floating on top of the water.

The rabbi gulped, but decided he dare not say anything about it. However, after tea, curiosity got the best of him. "I hope you don’t mind my asking, but that bowl of water..."

"Oh, yes," she said, smiling sweetly. "When I was in town I found a little foil package on the sidewalk and took it home. The directions on the back said, ‘Keep wet and put on your organ to prevent disease,’ and you know, I think it works. I haven’t had a cold all winter." 

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