1. He had only one major publication

2. It was in Hebrew.

3. It had no references.

4. It wasn't published in a referred journal.

5. Some even doubt he wrote it Himself.

6. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since.

7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results.

9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

10. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning His subjects.

11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from the sample.

12. He rarely came to class, just told His students to read the book.

13. Some say He had his son teach the class.

14. He expelled the first two students for learning.

15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of His students failed His tests.

16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.