A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign
of life.
His supplies were running low when his camel died. Now on foot, he desperately sought
refuge from the heat, and, most importantly, a source for water.
Suddenly, he came across a vendor in the middle of the desert.
"Thank God I found you!" the man cried. "Please help me. I'm in dire need
of some water."
"Well," said the vendor, "I don't have any water. But would you like to buy
one of these fine ties."
"What am I going to do with a tie?" the man asked.
"That's what I'm selling sir. If you don't like it, I can't help you."
The man left the vendor and walked on for many more miles, praying each minute that he
would find refuge from the scorching sun. His eyes squinted a bunch of times when he came
across a restaurant in the distance. Unable to comprehend a restaurant located in the
middle of the desert, he assumed the place was a mirage, but decided to check it out
anyway. As he approached the door, his mouth opened in amazement, seeing that the place
actually existed.
The doorman stopped him before he entered.
"Excuse me sir," the doorman said, "but you can't come in here without a
tie!"
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