Math Made Easy...Al & Barbara Day
After a few years of married life, this fellow finds that he is unable to perform. Worried he goes to his doctor but nothing seems to work for him.
The doctor says, " There is nothing medically wrong with you", and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits the psychiatrist confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you
could possibly be cured. I find you to be an unusual case"
The psychiatrist refers him to a well known Beverly Hills witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "This is nothing. I can easily cure this", and throws some powder on a flame. There is a flash followed by billowing blue smoke.
The witch doctor says, "This is a powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do to initiate the magical incantation is to say "123" and you will remain erect for as long as you wish!"
The fellow then asks, "How do I control it?"
The witch doctor replies, "All you or your partner has to say is "1,2,3,4" and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for a year so be prudent!"
The young man goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news.
Lying in bed with her he says, "123", and immediately gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says, "What did you say "123" for?"
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