Mamas True
Wisdom
1. My Mother taught me about
ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about
RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A
CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you. Don't talk
back!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not
going to the store with me.
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze
that way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good
job."
7. My Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're
cold?"
8. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off you toes, don't come running to
me."
9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME
AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
10. My Mother taught me about
SEX....
"How do you think you got here?"
11. My Mother taught me about
GENETICS...
"You're just like your father."
12. My Mother taught me about my
ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM
OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand.
14. And my all time favorite ...
JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then
you'll see what its like."
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