THE MAGIC RADIO

A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor.

Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and noticed that there appeared to be only one station. She angrily turned around and headed back to the dealer.

Once at the showroom, she found her salesman and excitedly explained that her radio was not working, and they must replace it since she was able to tune in only one radio station.

The salesman calmed her down and explained that her car radio was voice-activated, and that she would only need to state aloud the type of music she wanted and the tuner would find it.

Pleased, she got back into the car, started the engine and then said the word, "country", and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song.

Satisfied she started home.

After a while she decided to try out the radio and said, "rock n roll".

The station changed frequencies and The Rolling Stones was heard from the speakers.

Delighted, the woman continued driving.

A few blocks from her house, another driver ran a red light causing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision.

The woman shouted angrily, "Idiot!"

And the radio immediately cut to the Rush Limbaugh program.

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