Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex.
(The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommys vagina. Thats how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddys room you had daddys penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.
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