DEAR MOM AND DAD:
Two high school sweethearts had been dating for four years, they had enjoyed losing their
virginity together, and they were inseparable until they graduated.
They had planned on going to college together, but he was accepted to a school on the west
coast, and she was accepted to a school on the east coast. They agreed to be faithful
to each other and to spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he
wrote, she would take weeks to return his letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took
days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around.
He didn't take this very well, so he increased the number of phone calls, letters and
e-mails in an attempt to save their relationship.
She became very annoyed with this when she started seeing a new fellow, and she wanted to
get the old boyfriend off her back, so she took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new
boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading,
"I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone!"
Needless to say, he was heartbroken, and very pissed off.
So,... he wrote a note on the back of her photo:
"Dear Mom and Dad,
I'm having a great time at college.
Please send more money!"
...and then mailed the picture to her parents.
Submitted
by: LizS237058 @ aol.com
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