LESSONS LEARNED FROM LIVING
Ive learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent
Night" - Age 6
Ive learned that our dog doesnt want to eat my broccoli either. Age 7
Ive learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing
and wave back. Age 9
Ive learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up
again.
Age 12
Ive learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone
else up.
Age 14
Ive learned that although its hard to admit it, Im secretly glad my
parents are strict with me
. Age 15
Ive learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice.
Age 24
Ive learned that brushing my childs hair is one of lifes great
pleasures.
Age 26
Ive learned that wherever I go, the worlds worst drivers have followed me
there.
Age 29
Ive learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so
that no one will believe it. - Age 39
Ive learned that there are people who love you dearly but just dont know how
to show it. Age 42
Ive learned that the greater a persons sense of guilt, the greater his or her
need to cast blame on others. - Age 46
Ive learned that children and grandparents are natural allies. - Age 47
Ive learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on,
and it will be better tomorrow. - Age 48
Ive learned that singing "Amazing Grace" can lift my spirits for hours. -
Age 49
Ive learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone. - Age
50
Ive learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three
things:
a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. - Age 52
Ive learned that keeping a vegetable garden is worth a medicine cabinet full of
pills. - Age 52
Ive learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them
terribly after they die. - Age 53
Ive learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life. - Age 58
Ive learned that if you want to do something positive for your children, work to
improve your marriage. - Age 61
Ive learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. - Age 62
Ive learned that you shouldnt go through life with a catchers mitt on both
hands.
You need to be able to throw something back. - Age 64
Ive learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on
your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best
you can, happiness will find you. - Age 65
Ive learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right
decision.
Age 66
Ive learned that everyone can use a prayer. - Age 72
Ive learned that it pays to believe in miracles.And to tell the truth, Ive
seen several. - Age 75
Ive learned that even when I have pains, I dont have to be one. Age 82
Ive learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People
love that human touch - holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. -
Age 85
Ive learned that I still have a lot to learn. - Age 92
Ive learned that you should pass this on to someone you care about.
Sometimes they just need a little something to make them smile and warm their hearts.
- Ageless!
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