TURNING JAPANESE?
Two Japanese businessman are talking during their afternoon dip in the hot baths at the Geisha house. The first businessman says, "Hirokosan, I have unpleasant news for you. Your wife is dishonoring you."
Hirokosan can't believe what he hears, and asks for more information. "It is as I said, Hirokosan, your wife is dishonoring you, and she is doing it with a foreigner who is of the Jewish faith."
Shocked, Hirokosan decides to go home and confront his wife. He faces her and says "I am told that you are dishonoring me with a foreigner of the Jewish faith."
She replies "That's a lie. Where did you hear such meshuggahs?
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