HEIMLICH MANEUVER

Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a few stools up began to choke on a piece of her hamburger. She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress. One Texan said to the other, "That there gal is having a bad time!"

The other agreed and said, "Think we should go help?" "You bet," replied the first, and with that he ran over and said, "Can you breathe?" She shook her head no. He then said, "Can you speak?"

When again she shook her head no, he promptly pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she immediately coughed up the obstruction and was able to breathe!

Upon sitting back down on the stool by his friend, the Texan remarked, "Funny how that Hind-Lick Maneuver always works!"