Good Dog
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand
was bandaged,
but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for
him.
"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit
we've had so long!"
"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the manager
asked.
"That's the one!"
That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that
monstrosity!
That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me. Why is your hand
bandaged?"
"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit
me."
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