GENIE
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million
dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you
drive the ball - dont knock out any windows.Itll cost us a fortune to
fix."
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the
course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses?
Alright, lets go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in."
They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its
side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my
window?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that!" the husband replied.
"No, actually I want to thank you - Im a genie that was
trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. Youve released me. Im allowed to
grant three wishes - Ill give you each one wish, and Ill keep the last one for
myself."
"OK, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the
rest of my life."
"No problem - its the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the
genie said, looking at the wife."I want a house in every country of the world"
she said.
"Consider it done." the genie replied.
"And whats your wish, genie?" the husband said.
"Well, since Ive been trapped in that bottle, I havent had sex with a
woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of
money and all those houses, honey. I guess I dont care."
The genie takes the wife upstairs and ravishes her for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and said,
"How old is your husband anyway?"
"45" she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? -- That is amazing!!!!!"
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