A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.

I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go

behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to

see her when she is ready.

"Well, what is it?" he asks. "It's a bit embarrassing," she replies. "These

two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs." The doctor

examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he

suddenly asks, "Have you been having an affair with a gypsy lately?"

The woman blushes and says, "Well, actually I have."

"That's the problem," the doctor says. "Tell him his earrings are not made

of gold!!!"

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