George Burns on the Oprah Winfrey Show
George Burns was on the Oprah Winfrey Show, and bragged, that despite his 97
years, he could still have sex three times a night.
After the show, Oprah said, "George, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have
sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place." So they go back to her place and
have great sex.
Afterwards, George says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour,
and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left
hand, and my penis in
your right hand." She says 'kay.
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. George says,
"Oprah, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best
sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right
hand."
Oprah says, "Great, George, but tell me, does my holding your organs stimulate you
while you're sleeping?"
George replies, "No, but the last time I slept with a shvartza, she stole my
wallet."
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