Computer Geeks moving to Minnesotais this possible?
Eric has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Minnesota as far from humanity as possible. Eric sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise its total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, hes finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there.
"Names Lars... Your neighbor from four miles away... Having a party Saturday... thought youd like to come."
"Great," says Eric, "after six months out here Im ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Lars is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you theres gonna be some drinkin."
"Not a problem... after 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of em."
Again, as he starts to leave Lars stops. "More n likely gonna be some fightin too."
Eric says, "Well, I get along with people. Ill be there. Thanks again."
Once again Lars turns from the door. "Ive seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now thats not a problem" says Eric, "Ive been all alone for six months! Ill definitely be there ... by the way, what should I wear?"
Lars stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
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