THE RAINSTORM

There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a  downpour of thunder and rain, these two young guys ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let  up. 
They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.
 
    All of a sudden an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and  tapped lightly on the window!  The passenger screamed out, "eeeeekkk!
 Look at my window!!!  There's an old guy's face there!"  (Was this a  ghost?!?!?!?) This old man kept knocking, so the driver said "Well open  the window a little and ask him what he wants!"
 
    So the passenger rolled his window down part way and said, scared out of  his wits,
"What do you want???"

The old man softly asks, "Do you have any tobacco?"

The passenger, terrified, looked at  the driver and said,  "He  wants tobacco!" "Well offer him a cigarette!   HURRY!!" the driver replies. 

So the passenger fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a cigarette and yells "Step on it!!!" to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.

Now going about 80  miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing   again, and the passenger says, "What do you think of that?" The driver says, "I don't know?  How could that be?  I am going pretty fast?"
 
    Then all of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is the old man again.  "aaaaaaaaaaaaa, there he is again!", the passenger yells. "Well, see what he wants now!" yells back to the driver.

    He rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?"

"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks. The passenger throws a  lighter out
the window at him and rolls up the window and yells, "STEP ON IT!"
 
 They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer,  trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden  again there is more knocking!

    "Oh my God!  HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and screams out,

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear.

The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting your car out of this mud?" 

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