The First Jewish President
THE FIRST JEWISH PRESIDENT of the United States calls his mother in Queens and invites her to come down for Thanksgiving. She says, "Id like to, but its so much trouble ... I mean, I have to get a cab to the airport, and I hate waiting on Queens Blvd ..." He replies, "Mom! Im the President! You wont need a cab - Ill send a limousine for you!"
His mother replies, "I know, but then Ill have to get my ticket at the airport, and try to get a seat on the plane, and I hate to sit in the middle ... its just too much trouble."
He replies, "Mom! Im the President of the United States! Ill send Air Force One for you - its my private jet!" To which she replies, "Oh, well, but then when we land, Ill to carry my luggage through the airport, and try to get a cab ... its really too much trouble."
He replies, "Mom!! Im the President! Ill send a helicopter for you!
You wont have to lift a finger."
She answers, "Yes, thats nice ... but, you know, I still need a hotel room, and the rooms are so expensive, and I really dont like the rooms..."
Exasperated, he answers, "Mom! Im the President! Youll stay at the White House!"
She responds, "Well ... all right ... I guess Ill come."
The next day, shes on the phone with her friend Betty:
Betty: "Hello, Sylvia ... so whats new?"
Sylvia: "Im visiting my son for Thanksgiving!"
Betty: "The doctor?"
Sylvia: "No ... the other one."
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