Morris Finkleman

Sadie and Yetta, two widows, are talking:

Sadie: "That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out for adate. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before an answer I give him."

Yetta: "Vell.... I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual like a clock. And like such a mensch he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful lining. And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die from.

Then he takes me downstairs, and what’s there but such a beautiful car... a limousine even, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for a dinner...Marvelous dinner. Kosher even. Then ve go se a show.... let me tell you Sadie,I enjoyed it so much I could just PLOTZ!

So then we are coming back to my apartment, an into an ANIMAL he turns. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me!"

Sadie: "Oy vey... so you are telling me I shouldn’t go out with him?"

Yetta: "No... I’m just saying that if you do, you should wear a shmatta."

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