Farmer's daughters...
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the
perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the East coast, he started to head
west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that
positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for
permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the
right place. Look them over and select the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
"Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice, but pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out
with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly
tell, cross-eyed."
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better.
So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's
the one I want to marry!" So they were wed right away.
Nine Months later the baby was born. When the man visited nursery he was horrified: the
baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law
asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you
could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her."
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