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After 30 years of marriage, Abie and Becky decide to go on separate vacations. Abe go down to the seashore while Becky decides to go to a mountain resort. After about a week, Abe writes to Becky:

Dear Becky:

I’m having a great time here at the seashore. I met a lovely college girl who’s working in the hotel’s dining room and after her dinner shift, she’s been showing me around the town each evening. We’re having a great time. Hope you’re well and enjoying the mountains.

Love, Abe.

Well, Becky gets the letter and is just livid with anger. She grabs pen and paper and replies to Abe:

Dear Abie:

I too am having a great time on my vacation. All the waiters in the resort’s dining room are college boys, and one of them and I have been taking in all the shows at the different hotels each night after dinner. Be well and see you soon.

Love, Becky