Differences on the Job
The family picture is on His desk - Ah, a solid, responsible family man
The family picture is on Her desk - Um, her family will come before her career
His desk is cluttered - He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man
Her desk is cluttered - She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain
He is talking with his coworkers - He must be discussing the latest deal
She is talking with her coworkers -She must be gossiping
He's not in the office - He's meeting customer
She's not in the office - She must be out shopping
He's having lunch with the boss - He's on his way up
She's having lunch with the boss - They must be having an affair
The boss criticized Him - He'll improve his performance
The boss criticized Her - She'll be very upset
He got an unfair deal - Did he get angry?
She got an unfair deal - Did she cry?
He's getting married - He'll get more settled
She's getting married - She'll get pregnant and leave
He's having a baby - He'll need a raise
She's having a baby - She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits
He's going on a business trip - It's good for his career
She's going on a business trip - What does her husband say?
He's leaving for a better job - He knows how to recognize a good opportunity
She's leaving for a better job - Women are not dependable!
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