Rosh Hashana - Feast
Tzom Gedalia - Fast
Yom Kippur - More fasting
Sukkot - Feast
Hoshanah Rabbah - More feasting
Simchat Torah - Keep Feasting
Month of Heshvan - No feasts or fasts for a whole month
Hanukkah - Eat potato pancakes
Tenth of Tevet - Do not eat potato pancakes
Tu B'shevat - Feast
Fast of Esther - Fast
Purim - Eat pastry
Passover - Do not eat pastry
Shavout - Dairy feast (cheesecake, blintzes,etc)
Seventeenth of Tammuz - Fast (definitely no cheesecake or blintzes)
Nine days of Av - Don't eat meat(might be OK to eat cheescake or blintzes)
Tish B'Av - Very strict fast ( don't even think about cheesecake or
blintzes)
Month of Elul - End of cycle
Enroll in Center for Eating Disorders before High Holidays arrive.
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