Yaakov, a up-and-coming inventor, is struggling through a bus station with two huge and
obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the
time?"
Yaakov sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist.
"It's a quarter to six," he says.
"Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!" exclaims the stranger.
Yaakov brightens a little. "Yeah, it's not bad. Check this out" - and he shows
him a time zone display not just for every time zone in the world, but for the 86 largest
metropoli. He hits a few buttons and from somewhere on the watch a voice says
"The time is eleven 'till six" in a very West Texas accent.
A few more buttons and the same voice says something in Japanese.
Yaakov continues "I've put in regional accents for each city". The display is
unbelievably high quality and the voice is simply astounding.
The stranger is struck dumb with admiration.
"That's not all," says Yaakov. He pushes a few more buttons and a tiny but very
hi-resolution map of New York City appears on the display.
"The flashing dot shows our location by satellite positioning," explains Yaakov.
"View recede ten," Yaakov says, and the display changes to show eastern New York
state. "I want to buy this watch!" says the stranger.
"Oh, no, it's not ready for sale yet; I'm still working out the bugs," says the
inventor. "But look at this," and he proceeds to demonstrate that the watch is
also a very creditable little FM radio receiver with a digital tuner, a sonar device that
can measure distances up to 125 meters, a pager with thermal paper printout and, most
impressive of all, the capacity for voice recordings of up to 300 standard-size
books," though I only have 32 of my favorites in there so far" says Yaakov.
"I've got to have this watch!" says the stranger.
"No, you don't understand; it's not ready."
"I'll give you $1000 for it!"
"Oh, no, I've already spent more than -"
"I'll give you $5000 for it!"
"But it's just not -"
"I'll give you $15,000 for it!" And the stranger pulls out a checkbook.
Yaakov stops to think. He's only put about $8500 into materials and development, and with
$15 000 he can make another one and have it ready for merchandising in only six months.
The stranger frantically finishes writing the check and waves it in front of him.
"Here it is, ready to hand to you right here and now. $15,000. Take it or leave
it."
Yaakov abruptly makes his decision. "OK," he says, and peels off the watch.
They make the exchange and the stranger starts happily away.
"Hey, wait a minute," calls Yaakov after the stranger, who turns around warily.
Yaakov points to the two suitcases he'd been trying to wrestle through the bus station.
"Don't forget your batteries."
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