THAT'S HIS BUSINESS
A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer but there
is no price listed on them. He asks the sales person, "How much are the washer and
dryer?"
"Five dollars for both of them," the sales guy says.
"Yeah right, youve got to be shitting me!" the man says.
"No, thats the price," the sales guy says, "Do you want to buy them
or not?"
"Yeah, Ill take them," the man says. The man continues to look around and
he sees a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer,
amplifier, speakers, and sub woofers. "How much?" he asks.
"Five dollars for the system," the sales guy says. "Is it stolen?" the
guy asks.
"No," says the salesman, "Its brand new, do you want it or not?"
"Yes," the guy says. He looks around some more. Next he finds a top of the line
computer with printer and monitor. "How much?" he asks.
"Five dollars," the salesman says. "Ill take that too!" the man
says.
As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asks him, "Why are your
prices so cheap?"
The salesman says, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my
wife.
What hes doing to her, Im doing to his business."
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