A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend a pet, but after looking around she realized all the pets were very expensive.

A clerk came up and asked if there was something he could help her with.

"I wanted to buy my boyfriend a pet, but all yours are so expensive!"

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00.

Would you like to see it?"

"$50.00?? For a frog??" said the woman.

"It's a special frog. It gives blowjobs."

The woman decides to buy the frog. She takes it home to her boyfriend, explains the frog and they're both happy.

The woman goes to bed, but around two in the morning she is awakened by pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She gets up to go see what's going on and gets to the kitchen to see her boyfriend and the frog sitting at the kitchen table looking through cookbooks.

"What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?"

The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, you’re outta here!!!"

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