How to Determine the Branch of Judaism
Based on the Wedding Ceremony
When it is an Orthodox wedding, the brides mother is pregnant.
When it is a Conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant.
When it is a reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant.
When it is a Reconstructionist wedding, the groom is pregnant.
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