How to Determine the Branch of Judaism

Based on the Wedding Ceremony

When it is an Orthodox wedding, the bride’s mother is pregnant.

When it is a Conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant.

When it is a reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant.

When it is a Reconstructionist wedding, the groom is pregnant.

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