Little Johnny was sitting in the class, Miss Jones asked him, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?"

"None", Johnny replies. The teacher, astonished, asked Johnny to explain "Well", Little Johnny replies, "The sound of the gunshot will scare the other birds and they will fly away"

The teacher responded, "The correct answer is 4, but I appreciate your way of matured thinking, may be you are right".

Little Johnny then asks his teacher, "Ms. Jones, there are 3 ladies having Ice cream. One lady licks it, another sucks it, and the last one bites it.

Which one of them is married?"

After some thought, the teacher responded, "I would say the one sucking the ice cream cone is married".