The Baptist Minister
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the Bible Belt, there morning, after a particularly moving sermon, he announced, "Friends I have been hearing very nasty rumors!" The crowd fell into an expectant silence. The Minister continued, "One of you, here among us, has been reporting that I am a member of the dreaded Klu Klux Klan. This, of course, is not true! I am asking that the guilty party confess and apologize now - right here - before my flock of loyal followers."
Sister Margaret quickly stood up and pleaded, "Preacher, please, I dont know how this all came to be. I just mentioned to one of my close friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
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