Having a Bad Day
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like
that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes
the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says:
"Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a
man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and late to
an important meeting. My boss, outraged, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I
found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to
return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my
wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left
home and came to this bar. And while I was sitting here thinking about putting an end to
my life, you show up and drink my poison..."
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