Assicoms
We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are
represented by :-) and :-( respectively. These are a bit too cutsie for me so how about
some "assicoms"?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that’s been around
(_O_) an ass that’s beenaround even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone >
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
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