Top ten reasons why America is the best country in the world

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America.....are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
    store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
    our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
    waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:
    'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures '

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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