The Ages of Woman:
* Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
* Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
* Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
* Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
* After 56 she is like Australia; everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?
The Ages of Man:
1. Between 16 and 26: Tri-weekly
2. Between 27 and 46: Try weekly
3. Over 47: Try weakly
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