Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly
hampered by terrible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer,
he sought medical help.
After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who
solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that
it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to
press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The
only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't
concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an
important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could
make a new beginning and live a new life. He walked past a men's clothing store and
thought, "That's what I need, a new suit." He entered the shop and told the
salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admire himself in the mirror, the salesman
asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure!"
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see,... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half
neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror,
the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure!"
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9 and a half wide."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and
the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?"
Without hesitating, Joe said, "Sure!"
The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see. . . 7 5/8."
Joe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
The hat fit perfectly. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked, "How about
some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!"
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see ... size 36."
Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34 It would press your
testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!"
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