THE OLYMPICS ARE OVER
This young swimmer from the Greek Olympic team manages to sneak his new
girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village.
Once she's inside, he quickly
switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his
bed in a flurry of athletic achievement. After about twenty minutes of wild sex,
they both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion.
The girl looks admiringly across
at the swimmer in the dim light. His beautifully developed muscles, tanned skin
and smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as he lies beside
her. She's really pleased to have met this guy.
At this point, the swimmer slowly struggles up from the
bed. He fumbles the lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a small
shot in a glass and drinks it down in one gulp. Then he stands bolt upright,
takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly energetic motion, dives under the
bed, climbing out the other side and beating his chest like a gorilla. Then he
vaults back on top of the girl and commences a frantic repeat performance.
The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto
of this second encounter. Somehow, the Greek Adonis has completely
recovered from his previous exhaustion! After nearly half an hour of wild
activity in every possible position, the gasping male swimmer again crawls out
of bed and swallows another shot of the mysterious liquid. Once more he dives
under the bed, merges on the other side,
beats his chest and commences to make love all over AGAIN.
The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action continues
at the same blistering pace as before. In the darkness, she can't properly see
what kind of tonic is causing these incredible transformations, but she sure
likes the effect! More than an hour later, after another repeat of the strange
drinking ritual on his part, and a whole string of ecstatic multiple orgasms on
her part, the Danish girl is now feeling rather faint herself.
"Just a minute, big boy," she whispers to the
panting bald-headed Greek Adonis, "I think I need to try some of your
tonic!" She rises unsteadily and pours a small shot of the liquid. She
braces herself for some sort of medicinal effect, but actually it just tastes
like Coca-Cola. Then she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and dives under
the bed .………………………
only to
smash straight into the three other exhausted members of the Greek relay
team......
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