Wants  and   Needs      (wontz and nedz) n.

female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to              have fulfilled in a relationship.
male:   Food, sex and beer.

Thingy (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car’s hood.
male: The strapfastener on a woman’s bra.

Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n.

female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.

Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

Butt (but) n.

female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: The organ of mooning (and farting).

Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.

female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.

Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.

female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 ½ minutes.

Taste (tayst) v.

female: Something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

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