Top 12  Reasons We Like Hanukkah
                        
    12. You can't be nailed to the menorah

    11. More elephants in the Hanukkah story

    10. No roof damage from reindeer

    9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones

    8. Dance of the Sugar-Plum Rebbe

    7. Betting Hanukkah gelt on candle races

    6. Yes, Rivka'le, there is no Santa Claus

    5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games

    4. Fun waxy buildup

    3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth

    2. Cheer optional

    1. No Irving Berlin songs

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