Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

Bar Code - Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern

Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick

Byte - What your pit-bull done to cousin Jethro

Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

Digital - The art of counting on your fingers

Diskette - Female Disco dancer

Fax - What you lie about to the IRS

Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

Hard Drive - Memphis to Jacksonville

Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair

Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the Caterpillar

Kilobyte - Huntin’ for food

Mac - Big Bubba’s favorite fast food

Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers

Modem - What ya do when the weeds get too high

Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live

Network - Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line

On-line - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the pope lives

Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast

Superconductor - Amtrak’s Employee of the year

SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear